You know what the best thing about being in a relationship is? You don’t get those annoying “Meet single 18 year old girls” ads on Facebook.

Upon this realisation, it reminded me of an argument I once had with a tutor. The class discussion was about database marketing, and her advice to students was to never sign up to any competition because your details will be used to spam you.

Perhaps it’s the naive utopian young marketer still yet to be beaten out of me by the industry, but isn’t the more knowledge a brand has about you the better?

Of course there will be brands who sell this information on to others. But ideally, brands can use this to reduce the amount of spam you’re receiving, not increase it. Ads become more targeted, personalised and therefore more relevant.

At the end of the day, ads are inevitable. And I personally would prefer brands to know as much as possible about me to make these ads as useful and value providing as they can be. And by definition, they no longer become spam.

I’m sure you’ve all seen this piece by now…

 

 

Here‘s one somewhat negative review. And here‘s another.

Now I love a good opinion piece. I write them often. And I’m fairly certain that’s how I fool most of you into reading this blog occasionally.

But I have to respectfully say these guys are wrong.

This is a fucking awesome viral by Coca Cola. And I can call it that because that was its intention and that’s what it achieved. Yes it is probably fake and over acted, and yes it doesn’t follow what some would dub the conventions of creating a viral… but it went viral. And in a big way.

The only people who are going to watch that and leave disappointed work in this industry I love called advertising.

But what really gets me excited in the pants about this is its branding. This is not just a piece of entertaining content that someone’s slapped a logo on the end of (check out that link, would love to get your thoughts on that too). The video is about the product. And not just product placement. Even the current brand personality of happiness comes across.

I’m just gonna put it out there, but this is the perfect piece of branded content.

No, that’s not just the name of David Thorne’s new book that I just ordered.

I think it’s also something brands need to realise before they come out to play. Because no matter how many “social media etiquette” rules you follow, at the end of the day there’s always going to be a bully or a troll or a mob ready to push you off the monkey bars.

But I think it’s important to note that this doesn’t just happen to brands in this space, but people too. It’s almost inevitable, no matter who you are. So if it does happen, get back on your feet and give it another go. Although you can listen to advice from your parents (or the “social media experts”), at the end of the day sometimes it is going to happen anyway.

Probably best you don’t listen to my Dad’s advice though, which was when I got in a fight to always punch the bully back. Consumers may not like that.

Are advertisers seriously still giving away ringtones as prizes?

I’m not even exaggerating when I say that every single mobile phone today has an option to make your own ringtone. From your own iTunes collection. For free.

Giving away codes to download them was lame five years ago. Move on peeps.

And even get me started on brands creating their own Crazy Frog style remixes.

One of the issues in not watching television, as my favourite co worker Stan points out, is that you miss ads. Which is fucking awesome for the most part except that people often talk about them. On more than one occasion I’ve been caught out where friends have turned to me as the one studying advertising and I’ve not had a clue as to what they’re talking about.

Ads, it would seem, remain a popular conversation topic. Music is another, which despite the fact I don’t listen to radio, strangely hasn’t affected me. The biggest issue that I am suffering from, is news.

With the massive decrease in the consumption of traditional media, myself and many of my friends tend to be less informed about news and current affairs.

And the only real reason this has become an issue is because it’s a popular conversation topic among peers that I can’t always join in on. But other than that, is this a big deal?

For the most part, news programs have become commercial, vested interest vehicles of entertainment anyway. And as tragic as it was, is the death of four teenagers in a car accident really something that I should be concerned about?

Instead, democratically, the most important and the most interesting news finds its way to me. This means I receive a lot less unimportant news, yet the big stories, like an natural disaster leaving many in need of aid, are made aware to me through platforms like Twitter. The jet skiing squirrel does not (I use Digg for that).

Overlooking the fact I work (using the word lightly) in advertising, is it an issue that the next generation will be less informed about many of the ultimately pointless day to day news?

So someone, somewhere, somehow had a brilliant idea. That sentence, unlike the title of this post, was not sarcastic.

The idea was to introduce a mainstream emoticon for the emotion of sarcasm. It’s call the SarcMark and it looks like this… 

I mean, overlooking the great choice of name that will surely be adopted into the masses (), a problem exists. You have to pay to use it. $1.99 will let you download software that lets you use it with a keyboard short cut as you would with any other emoticon.

A great idea was surely just killed. Yes they’ll probably make a small bag of money but no it won’t go mainstream if you have to pay for it. Not even the micro transaction concept can save it.

And if there’s one thing you don’t want from a new emoticon, it’s people not knowing what it is or what it conveys.

Oh well, I wish the creators the best of luck. 

So that finishes my first week at George Patterson Y&R. I’m not sure what I was expecting but I think the word “traditional” came to mind. Possibly in the way you’d look at an accounting firm.

Oh how wrong I was. I’ve already learnt so much, and it’s only just the beginning.

A couple of months ago I put out the call that I wanted to do an internship. Well, George Patterson Y&R answered, and as of tomorrow I’ll be there four days a week until I’m back at uni for my final year in March.

A young guy stepping into the oldest advertising agency in Australia… I think I’m going to learn a lot. I have no idea what I’m in for, but I’m pretty damn excited.

And perhaps the best part, I’ll be going in on my first day with a Mohawk.

People often criticise myself and this blog because it’s incredibly bias. “But you’re just one person” or “You can’t base anything off a sample size of one” are often comments that people like yourself leave.

Well… no shit. But that’s all I’ve got. Every day I attempt to write about an industry I have very little experience in and certainly no money to fund some kind of research. So if you’re expecting anything more than an arrogant young blogger’s opinion, you’re better off reading something else.

Don’t get me wrong, I love comments that criticise, object, question and sometimes ground me. Often I change my opinion because of them. But just a heads up, there are plenty of more experienced bloggers out there, many of whom research a topic before they write about it. ;]