20 May 2008 A Magazine That Should Know Better
You went away for a while and now you’ve returned better than ever. It was love at first sight. You had new features and attractions I had not seen in you before. I gave you my email and permission to use it. I trusted you.
But you sent me six emails already this month, despite the fact you provide RSS feeds that I could choose to subscribe to if I wanted.
Send me one more before June and I will terminate this relationship.